Stupidly Sour Assorted Flavours isn’t candy. It’s a full-scale chemical assault on your taste buds disguised as colourful sweets. These legendary British sour candies don’t believe in “slightly tangy” or “pleasantly tart.” They exist purely to test human weakness one face-contorting chew at a time.
Packed with an intense sour coating and bold assorted fruit flavours underneath, every piece starts with a savage punch of acid-level sourness before easing into sweet fruity chaos. It’s the kind of candy that makes grown adults squint, cough dramatically, and immediately reach for another one like absolute maniacs.
The assorted mix delivers a rotating blast of fruity flavours while the sour hit comes in fast and unapologetic. No warm-up. No gentle introduction. Just immediate regret followed by weirdly addictive happiness.
Assorted Flavours Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Flavourings, Colours: Copper Chlorophyll, Anthocyanins, E122, E132, E133
Nutrition Facts Per 100g: Energy: 1606kJ / 384kCal, Fat 0g, Carbohydrates: 99g (of which sugars 99g), Salt 0g
This brutally sharp citrus mix combines explosive lemon, lime, orange, and other tangy fruit flavours with the face-melting sour intensity that made Maxons legendary among hardcore candy fans. The first hit is pure chaos. Eyes squint. Spine resets. Life choices get questioned. Then the juicy citrus sweetness kicks in and suddenly you’re grabbing another piece like your survival depends on it.
Every candy delivers that perfect old-school British sweet shop vibe with a sour coating aggressive enough to qualify as a personality trait. No fake trendy gimmicks. Just proper, unapologetic sour candy built for people who think most “extreme” sweets are basically fruit snacks in disguise
Citrus Mix Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanins, Turmeric, Paprika Extract.
Nutrition Facts Per 100g: Energy: 1606kJ / 384kCal, Fat 0g, Carbohydrates: 99g (of which sugars 99g), Salt 0g
CAUTION: THESE SWEETS HAVE AN EXTREMELY SOUR COATING WHICH LASTS APPROX. 20 SEC. EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION WITHIN A BRIEF PERIOD MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY MOUTH AND/OR STOMACH IRRITATION. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 8 YEARS OF AGE, AS PER THE MANUFACTURER.
140g
