{"product_id":"stupidly-sours","title":"Stupidly Sours","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"340\"\u003eStupidly Sour Assorted Flavours isn’t candy. It’s a full-scale chemical assault on your taste buds disguised as colourful sweets. These legendary British sour candies don’t believe in “slightly tangy” or “pleasantly tart.” They exist purely to test human weakness one face-contorting chew at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"659\"\u003ePacked with an intense sour coating and bold assorted fruit flavours underneath, every piece starts with a savage punch of acid-level sourness before easing into sweet fruity chaos. It’s the kind of candy that makes grown adults squint, cough dramatically, and immediately reach for another one like absolute maniacs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eThe assorted mix delivers a rotating blast of fruity flavours while the sour hit comes in fast and unapologetic. No warm-up. No gentle introduction. Just immediate regret followed by weirdly addictive happiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAssorted Flavours Ingredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Flavourings, Colours: Copper Chlorophyll, Anthocyanins, E122, E132, E133\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNutrition Facts Per 100g:\u003c\/strong\u003e Energy: 1606kJ \/ 384kCal, Fat 0g, Carbohydrates: 99g (of which sugars 99g), Salt 0g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eThis brutally sharp citrus mix combines explosive lemon, lime, orange, and other tangy fruit flavours with the face-melting sour intensity that made Maxons legendary among hardcore candy fans. The first hit is pure chaos. Eyes squint. Spine resets. Life choices get questioned. Then the juicy citrus sweetness kicks in and suddenly you’re grabbing another piece like your survival depends on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eEvery candy delivers that perfect old-school British sweet shop vibe with a sour coating aggressive enough to qualify as a personality trait. No fake trendy gimmicks. Just proper, unapologetic sour candy built for people who think most “extreme” sweets are basically fruit snacks in disguise\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus Mix Ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eSugar, Glucose Syrup, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanins, Turmeric, Paprika Extract.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNutrition Facts Per 100g:\u003c\/strong\u003e Energy: 1606kJ \/ 384kCal, Fat 0g, Carbohydrates: 99g (of which sugars 99g), Salt 0g\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCAUTION: THESE SWEETS HAVE AN EXTREMELY SOUR COATING WHICH LASTS APPROX. 20 SEC. EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION WITHIN A BRIEF PERIOD MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY MOUTH AND\/OR STOMACH IRRITATION. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 8 YEARS OF AGE, AS PER THE MANUFACTURER.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:f470df6f-7235-46cf-bbb0-9f562a69bc5b-6\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:f470df6f-7235-46cf-bbb0-9f562a69bc5b-6\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:f470df6f-7235-46cf-bbb0-9f562a69bc5b-6\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"50e90fd6-421a-4adc-934a-744de8f08dae\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"53\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"51\"\u003eIMPORTANT SHIPPING NOTICE – HOT WEATHER WARNING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"198\"\u003eStupidly Sour candies are built to attack your taste buds, not survive being trapped inside a boiling delivery truck during peak summer heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eDuring warmer weather, candies may arrive softened, stuck together, cracked, or partially melted due to high transit temperatures. While we package every order carefully, shipping conditions after dispatch are completely outside our control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eDon’t worry though. Even if your sweets arrive looking like they lost a fight with the sun, they are still perfectly safe to enjoy and just as aggressively sour as intended. Honestly, the chaos kind of suits them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eFor best results:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7di5jj\" data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"735\"\u003eBring packages indoors immediately after delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qyetg2\" data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eAvoid leaving candy in mailboxes, vehicles, or direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"16vhefy\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"849\"\u003eRefrigerate briefly upon arrival if needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"1043\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eOrdering during hot weather means accepting the risk that your Stupidly Sours may arrive slightly mutated by heat. The sour power, however, remains absolutely unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"857\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e140g\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Sour Moose","offers":[{"title":"Assorted Flavours","offer_id":43292295626819,"sku":"171423192891","price":7.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Citrus Mix","offer_id":43292295659587,"sku":"169393927926","price":7.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0598\/8617\/4275\/files\/ee622d7f-7b39-463b-9af1-1fc7065d4f37.jpg?v=1779474732","url":"https:\/\/www.sourmoose.ca\/products\/stupidly-sours","provider":"The Sour Moose","version":"1.0","type":"link"}